Question

Why the hell do relatives, and people in general, assume you give a rats ass about them when they decided to come over on a whim and ruin your "me time"? Ok, "me time" basically consisted of eating a meal out of a box and watching tv for 5 hours straight. But I wanted to see A Knight's Tale, goddamnit, not go through the effort of opening the door, letting them enter, and then pointedly attempting to ignore them. I even went so far as to put on the closed captioning so I could READ my fucking movie. (Damnit black people are SO LOUD.) Then they have the audacity, or ignorance, to not recognize that you are ignoring them and press you until you finally acknowledge their existence. I would THINK if you've asked someone a question 3 times, and they continue staring at the television with unwavering focus, that it's not too hard to figure out they don't want to talk to you. (Hmmm, maybe I can understand why my aunt called me standoffish about a month or two ago.) I should win an Oscar for my performances at work. People there find me to be gregarious, outgoing, and a real people person. Except for that manager I called a bitch. Then I got all fired and shit. Come to think of it, it was either that or when I threatened to kill and eat one of my co-workers (and no, I'm not kidding about that one). I should call him up one of these days.