*Edited 6/20/04 to reflect the OH so heinous omission brought to my attention by....duh duh duh duh...MR. ANONYMOUS.the ONION Mugger Can't Believe Crap Victim Has On MP3 Player BOSTON—Following the successful mugging of a jogger in Franklin Park, petty criminal Derek Mesker announced Monday that he cannot believe the shit he's found on his victim's Philips 20GB MP3 player. "3 Doors Down? Maroon 5!" Mesker said, scrolling through the songs. "The new Counting Crows?! Man, I'm glad I pistol-whipped that motherfuck." Mesker added that the first thing he did was toss the device's "gay-ass" teal neoprene case.
6/19/2004
This Sad, Sad World
What is the world coming to when a mugger even has the right to bitch about his illegally gained stash??
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Jesus Christ, you're blacker than ME. You, whose fishbelly whiteness is quite blinding. I still have retina burn from the last time that I went to your house and saw you shirtless.
That entire snippet is from The Onion...which happens to be a satirical newspaper from Chicago.
http://www.theonion.com
Yes, it is from the Onion. It made me giggle. And I'm pretty damned sure most people know it's a satirical publication.
Thank you Captain Obvious! You have saved us ALL from the fate of improper citations. BAH!
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