Fucktard of the Week

It is official, I am starting a Fucktard of the week post based upon conversations I have had with men from Yahoo. I just hope I can remember to stay visible so I can continue to bring these little gems to you. This week showcases a gentleman by the nick of big_mike548. Drumroll please:
big_mike548 (10:50:19 AM): like your pic ME (10:50:28 AM): thank you big_mike548 (10:50:44 AM): you married are looking ME (10:50:56 AM): single..sort of looking but not overly so big_mike548 (10:51:36 AM): maybe it mat be a us? ME (10:51:52 AM): what? big_mike548 (10:52:09 AM): maybe we can go out ME (10:52:21 AM): you're in south dakota aren't you? big_mike548 (10:52:29 AM): yes ME (10:52:47 AM): well..I'm near Chicago...logistically it might not work out as far as "going out" per se big_mike548 (10:53:14 AM): wot can we do? ME (10:53:38 AM): no clue big_mike548 (10:54:41 AM): cool ME (10:55:07 AM): so, what do you do? big_mike548 (10:55:26 AM): dive truck ME (10:56:19 AM): *lil smilie didn't show up during the cut and paste* big_mike548 (10:57:21 AM): maybe i can stop bye seme time *convo died at this point...I wonder why*

Boy, that was a complete waste of 7 minutes and 2 seconds!


Anonymous said...

ROFL! Dive truck....yeah.... he's a real winner!


littlejoe said...

In a land of mental retardation...big_mike548 is king.

Anathematized1 said...

Come on, you guys are overcritical. It's really HARD to type with one hand. *thwack, thwack, thwack*

Sally said...

LOL! Love it. Great regular feature!

Anonymous said...

The saddest part of that conversation is of course the fact he probably typed it as he was speaking it so thats how it sounded to him.
I get the pleasure daily of calling the "tuck divers" like this guy.

Anathematized1 said...

Thanks Sally!

And, Jay? I feel REALLY sorry for you. You were ever the patient one..I would have gotten fired by now for going off on one of the tards when PMSing

Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! »