Next week we will discuss how that Orkin commercial that says ants can live underwater for days is not necessarily true when it comes to boiling hot soapy dishwater. Keep your eyes open for our "How to Kill Flies with Windex" article, coming soon.
- Lightly mist the ant with Lysol Kitchen Cleanser.
- Once the back legs become paralyzed and it's running around on only 4 legs (for approximately 10-15 steps) proceed to Step 3.
- Aim the nozzle directly over the ant and SLOOOOOWLY pull back on the trigger until the ant is basically swimming in a pool of LKC.
- Sit back and relax until ant is dead.
- Get paper towel and clean up ant and section of floor saturated in Lysol Kitchen Cleanser.
- Smile at the nice new clean spot on the floor.
6/26/2004
Main ingredient is FUN
I have recently found out that the main ingredient in Lysol Kitchen Cleaner is FUN - 99.9%. Especially, when it comes to murdering ants.
I will let you in on a secret: I have discovered the fine art of ant killing with this miracle product. Not only can you kill the ants, but you can make the kitchen cleaner with each massacre. Following are the steps to success:
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LOL! My boys do the ant thing with Windex. They seem to have done a combo here. I go through more Windex than any other person in America. And my house may not actually BE clean, but it smells damn clean!
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